(THIS IS AN AFTER PHOTO)
hey y’all! do YOU have curly hair that takes 26 hours to straighten and you still can’t get it to look like anything other than poorly straightened curly hair?
WHY NOT JUST STAY CURLY???
and i don’t mean stay curly like embrace your natural hair and quit damaging it with heat and weird products you buy at a gas station in the middle of south carolina because you forgot your hair stuff while visiting your brother (shoutout to SLICK ‘N GREASY LEAVE-IN CONDITIONER AND SHOTGUN LUBRICANT, voted #1 “intimate massage oil” among state senators trying to holla @ secret cops in the bathroom at wendy’s).
i mean try as hard as you can to get “television curly” hair. “television curly” hair is when actresses, news anchors, or glamorous murderers on televised court cases have their naturally straight-to-wavy hair straightened and then spiralled gently with a medium-to-large barrel curling iron, so that it falls glossily to their shoulders.
i, unfortunately, have hair that is too robustly curly to ever achieve that without taking out a personal loan. that doesn’t stop me from trying. here is my most recent attempt:
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
Hey Canada! (x)
one of these things is not like the other…
Team player Tyler Hoechlin
There’s no ME in TEAM!
No wait, the one thing not like the other is Dylan introducing himself as STILES. Is this the self-effacing version of RDJ not knowing he’s not Tony Stark?
They’re both special snowflakes.
You think he’s pretending to be Stiles in an AU in those new movies of his?
Dylan O’Brien is just a role that Stiles Stilinski is playing, trying to get home to his family and friends by becoming a gigantic movie star, having beautiful lips.
THE GLOWY STICK GENERATION ASSEMBLE! B(
THE GLOWY STICK GENERATION
what about the glowstick of destiny
reblogging for the glowstick of destiny
Close enough, let’s go.
I’m sorry I called you ‘dude’ I didn’t know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife
who identifies as female